The heat is seeping into my muscles. I feel weak and wasted. The world is swimming. Swimming.

I masturbated to some bizarre pornography, so I have that going for me at least.

2:49 pizza thouhts

I thought: what would I enjoy more, pizza or death? I realized that pizza was often hot and was ready to choose death but then cold pizza came to mind and I was reprieved.

2:20 I am despondant

tired. hungry. hot. hot. hot. hot. hot. No one commentson my blogs. do people even CARE about hot apartments?

2:00 The world is falling

My internet briefly died. I was terrified. Would I have to be hot, tired, and bored? I could not sotmach it.

1:55pm i do not want to cook or live

someone send me food. delivery papa johns. that'd own

1:37 UGH

My stomach hurts. It is hot.

I woke up early because people kept calling my cell phone but now I'm hot AND tired and I just want to live in an ice cavern with a coca-cola polar bear. I forgot what I was doing and stopped typing this but now I am again.

then i forgot to hit publish post.

it is very hot.

1:28 uh oh

I just like zoned out. heat stroke?

1:19 pm It is still awful

I stole my boyfriend's shirt when I left his apartment. It is now sweaty and awful. He has air conditioning. HOW I ENVY HIM.

I am bored and am constantly checking to see if this awful article I wrote is getting any google traffic. Answer: Not really, but the digg listing gets top of the page traffic!

1:17 pm SIGH

Work is sparse this week. I am playing poker. It is too hot to care.

My fan is tilted upwards because my bed is broken. That is another reason why I am miserable. My chair is sweaty. The sweat is almost all mine. In fact, I pray that it is entirely mine.

1:12pm Relief is unlikely

I sit here in my boxers, cursing God. There's no AC in the apartment. My room, where magic (and work) happens is stuffy and has no airflow. I have a tiny fan blowing air at me. I am tired of wearing boxers. I want to wear big boy pants. But the extra layers are terrifying.

I will update you more on the fan situation later.

Live Blogging

I am going to blog my experiences in an incredibly hot apartment. LIVE BLOGGING it. I will keep you updated until I am no longer hot.